The prologue — Lincoln's saying and six years of digging
Chapter 1 of 15 · 12 min
David Einhorn's Fooling Some of the People All of the Time (Wiley 2008, subtitle A Long Short Story) is financial literature's longest and most detailed documentation of a single stock analysis: a six-year war between the hedge fund Greenlight Capital and Allied Capital. This chapter places the book in AK1A's canon alongside The Big Short and The Art of Short Selling — and draws the course's map.
The title is a borrowing. Abraham Lincoln's saying — that you can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time — is the book's thesis in miniature: Allied Capital was kept alive not because everyone was fooled, but because enough people were fooled for long enough, while the rest of the market saw a safe dividend and had no incentive to dig. Einhorn's subtitle, A Long Short Story, describes the form: a long story about a short position.
The book was published by Wiley 2008 and later released in an expanded edition — but the core story is the same: how one of the United States' oldest and most beloved investment companies was kept alive by the story of 40 years of dividends, and what it cost to prove the opposite in public.
David Einhorn himself: born 1968, educated at Cornell, with a few years as a securities analyst behind him before he started Greenlight Capital. In 1996, at 27 years of age, he opened the fund with roughly 900 000 dollars — mainly family money, mostly paid in by his parents — and built it into one of the world's most respected value funds. Greenlight's style is Graham-style fundamentalism with a short side: buy mispriced quality, short mispriced theater.
By the time of the book the fund runs billions, and Einhorn is 33 years old when he steps onto the Ira Sohn stage. It is worth remembering that Einhorn is also the man behind the famous notebook he waved at poker tournaments — the man is methodical even in his leisure.
The course's differentiation: for AK1A reads three books as one. The Big Short (our course of the same name) is the MACHINE: an entire system of mortgages, CDOs and rating agencies that collapsed — the lesson is incentives and systemic risk. Kathryn Staley's The Art of Short Selling is the TECHNIQUE: borrow, sell, cover, the checklist, the catalyst, the clock — the lesson is fault-finding as a craft.
Einhorn's book is the DETAILED EXAMINATION: one company, six years, every relevant document — the lesson is how a balance sheet lies in detail, how a subsidiary can carry an entire fraud, and what happens when someone says it out loud. Keep the three in separate compartments: the system, the tool, the digging.
The story in a nutshell: on 15 May 2002 Einhorn presents a public short thesis against Allied Capital at the Ira Sohn Investment Research Conference in New York — a Business Development Company founded 1958, internally managed, loved by private investors for its high dividend and traded at a significant premium over net asset value. The thesis: net asset value is inflated because the loans are held at acquisition cost; the dividend is not covered by real earnings but by new share issues at a premium; the subsidiary Business Loan Express (BLX) hides non-accrual loans and is prettified by gain-on-sale profits.
After that: the stock falls, Allied answers with war — counterattacks, private investigators, media, and, according to the book, an authority that begins by taking an interest in the short seller. Six years later BLX admits crimes in federal court — and the premium is gone. Vindication without apology. The course quotes the book openly: figures given as approximate are the book's own material and sometimes the book's estimates — what matters is the method, not the decimal.